_____    _______  _______  _______  _______  _______  __    _  __
       |   _ |  |   _   ||       ||       ||   _   ||   _   ||  |  | ||  |
       |  | ||  |  | |  ||       ||       ||  | |  ||  | |  ||   |_| ||  |
       |  |_||_ |  |_|  ||      _||      _||  |_|  ||  |_|  ||       ||  |
       |   __  ||   _   ||     |  |     |  |       ||       ||  _    ||__|
       |  |  | ||  | |  ||     |_ |     |_ |       ||       || | |   | __
       |__|  |_||__| |__||_______||_______||_______||_______||_|  |__||__|
       
       
       This  is a  little  thing  that I'm  doing  because  I'm bored  and
       whenever I  try to make HTML  content I spend the  vast majority of
       the time on formatting minutia rather than content.
       
       No guarantees that I'll actually do anything here.
       
 (DIR) phlog!