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       | |    / _` | | '_ \  | |   | \ \ / / _ \/ __| |
       | |___| (_| | | | | | | |___| |\ V /  __/\__ \_|
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       This is Lain's personal area in Gopherspace. Here, you'll find
       the Phlog, and the lab, where she records her dumb experiments
       that go right, and sometimes go wrong. It's not known what
       value you may find from it, but hey, you're welcome to it!
       
 (DIR) Phlog
 (DIR) Lain's Lab