Welcome to the collection of Blackadder transcripts. By following the links, you will be able to read your favorite episodes and giggle/guffaw/snort your way to oblivion.
One note: These are TRANSCRIPTS, not scripts. These transcripts were created by many different people watching the episode and writing/typing what they heard. As such, there are errors, misspellings and entire sections that may be very inaccurate. If you feel so inclined as to give us your corrections, we'll do our best to update these files. Thank you.
Set in the 15th century in England, Prince Edmund, son of King Richard IV tries to get ahead in the Royal Court. Fortunately, his manservant Baldrick is smart enough to keep him out of too much trouble.
Dashing. Handsome. Swanky. All this and more as Sir Edmund Blackadder takes the Royal Court of Elizabeth I by storm, cunning and guile. No wit or plan is greater than Edmund's, with the notable exception of Lord Flashheart. Woof!
Edmund Blackadder, Butler to the Prince Regent. Underappreciated and misunderstood, Edmund tries to set the world to right, with himself on top. Good thing he's always got something up his sleeve or in his pocket.
War is not usually funny, but then, war doesn't usually have Captain Blackadder leading Lieutenant George and Private Baldrick into No Man's Land. Grab your favorite nurse as we dance out over the minefields...
Just in case you were getting distraught at the thought of only four seasons of Blackadder, here are some special episodes that snuck out of production.