C++

   C++ (also crippled C) is an [1]object-obsessed [2]joke language based on
   [3]C to which it adds only [4]capitalist features and [5]bloat, most
   notably [6]object obsession. Most good programmers such as [7]Richard
   Stallman and [8]Linus Torvalds agree that C++ is hilariously messy and
   also tragic in that it actually succeeded to become mainstream. The
   language creator [9]Bjarne Stroustrup himself infamously admitted the
   language sucks but laughs at its critics because it became successful
   anyway -- indeed, in a retarded society only [10]shit can succeed. As
   someone once said, "C++ is not an increment, it is excrement". C++
   specification has over 2000 pages :D

   C++ source code files have the extensions .cpp or .cc (for "crippled C").

Links:
1. oop.md
2. jokes.md
3. c.md
4. capitalist_software.md
5. bloat.md
6. oop.md
7. rms.md
8. linus_torvalds.md
9. stroustrup.md
10. shit.md