Java

   Unfortunately 3 billion devices run Java.

   Java (not to be confused with [1]JavaScript) is a highly [2]bloated,
   inefficient, "[3]programming language" that's sadly kind of popular. It is
   compiled to [4]bytecode and therefore "[5]platform independent" (as long
   as the platform has a lot of resources to waste on running Java [6]virtual
   machine). Some of the features of Java include [7]bloat, slow loading,
   slow running, [8]supporting capitalism, forced and unavoidable [9]object
   obsession and the necessity to create a billion of files to write even a
   simple program.

   { I tried programming in Java but it made me so much dumber, it literally
   closed my eyes in so many ways, never touch it if you can. ~drummyfish }

   Avoid this [10]shit.

   { I've met retards who seriously think Java is more portable than [11]C
   lol. I wanna [12]suicide myself. ~drummyfish }

Links:
1. js.md
2. bloat.md
3. programming_language.md
4. bytecode.md
5. platform_independence.md
6. vm.md
7. bloat.md
8. capitalist_software.md
9. oop.md
10. shit.md
11. c.md
12. suicide.md