Soydev

   Sodevs are incompetent wanna-be programmers that usually have these
   characteristics:

     * Being [1]pseudoleftist (fascist) political activists pushing [2]tranny
       software and [3]COCs while actually being mainstream centrists in the
       tech world (advocating "[4]open-source" instead of [5]free_software,
       being okay with [6]proprietary software, [7]bloat etc.).
     * Trying to be "cool", having friends and even spouses and kids, wearing
       T-shirts with "[8]coding [9]jokes", having tattoos, piercing and
       colored hair (also trimmed bear in case of males).
     * Only being hired in tech for a no-brainer job such as "coding
       websites" or because of diversity quotas.
     * Being actually bad at programming, using meme high-level languages
       like [10]JavaScript, [11]Python or [12]Rust. { I shit you not, I
       learned from a friend who lives in India that "universities" there
       produce "security experts" who don't even have to know any programming
       and math. They just learn some sysadmin stuff and installing
       antiviruses, without having any clue about how encryption works etc.
       These people get regular degrees. Really makes me wanna kys myself.
       ~drummyfish }
     * Using a [13]Mac.
     * Thinking they're experts in technology because they are familiar with
       the existence of [14]Linux (usually some mainstream distro such as
       [15]Ubuntu) and can type cd and ls in the terminal.
     * Having only shallow awareness of tech culture, telling big-bang-theory
       HTML jokes (sudo make sandwich, [16]42 hahahahahahaha).
     * Being highly active on social networks, probably having a pixel-art
       portrait of their ugly face and "personal pronouns" on their profile.
     * Believing in and engaging in [17]capitalism, believing corporations
       such as [18]Microsoft, wanting to create "startups", being obsessed
       with [19]productivity, inspirational quotes and masturbating to tech
       "visionaries" like [20]Steve Jobs. The "rebels" among these are
       advocating [21]FOSS, however they always promote huge [22]bloat and
       de-facto [23]capitalist software which is no different from
       proprietary software.
     * Using buzzwords like "solution", "orchestration" etc.
     * ...

   Here is a quick rough comparison of seydevs and actual good programmers
   (nowadays mostly an extinct species):

   characteristic      good programmer         soydev                         
                                               "I don't need it", "there's    
   math skills         deep knowledge of math  library for that", memorized   
                                               math interview questions       
                       all-level, big-picture  knowledge of trivia ("This     
   computer knowledge  knowledge of principles checkbox in this framework has 
                                               to be unchecked.", ...)        
   specialization      generalist              hyperspecialized, knows one    
                                               language/framework             
   prog. languages     C, assembly, FORTRAN,   Python, JavaScript, Rust,      
                       Forth, comun, lisp, ... Java, C#, C++2045, ...         
                       thinking about          typing glue code for different 
   mostly does         algorithms and data     libraries, updates/maintains   
                       structures              systems, talks to people       
                       politically incorrect   liberal capitalist feminist    
   political opinions  hippie anarcho pacifist pro black lesbian LGBT fascist 
                                               anti Nazi                      
                       640x480 1990s laptop,   2023 touchscreen 1080K macbook 
   hardware            no mouse                with stickers all over,        
                                               wireless $1000 AI gaming mouse 
   memorized knowledge 10000 digits of pi      10000 genders plus offensive   
                                               words he mustn't say           
                                               Microsoft AI blockchain VSCode 
   text editor         vim, ed, ...            with 10000 plugins running in  
                                               10000 virtual sandboxes        
                       fat, unwashed, unkept   pink hair, fake glasses, $1000 
   looks               beard, dirty clothes    T-shirt "sudo make sandwich    
                                               HAHA BAZINGA", 10000 tattoos   
   gender              male                    depends on mood                
   race                white                   prefers not to specify,        
                                               offended by the question       
                       reading encyclopedias,  distrohopping, browserhopping, 
   hobbies             chess, rocket science   githopping, editorhopping,     
                                               tiktok, partying               

Links:
1. left_right.md
2. tranny_software.md
3. coc.md
4. open_source.md
5. free_software.md
6. proprietary.md
7. bloat.md
8. coding.md
9. jokes.md
10. javascript.md
11. python.md
12. rust.md
13. mac.md
14. linux.md
15. ubuntu.md
16. 42.md
17. capitalism.md
18. microsoft.md
19. productivity_cult.md
20. steve_jobs.md
21. foss.md
22. bloat.md
23. capitalist_software.md