Why did I choose Gopher?

1) I'm tired of constantly changing standards in Web browsers;
2) I'm annoyed by the widespread use of SSL/TLS in HTTP;
3) It annoys me to constantly adjust styles for new versions
of Web browsers;
4) I don't like how sites are indexed in HTTPs;
5) I'm annoyed by the presence of frameworks required
for compatibility;
6) Basically, there are no random people on the Gopher network;
7) Gopher hosting is stable and does not require endless server
updates;
8) When creating even a good website in HTTPs, you need to pay
a lot of money for advertising so that people will come there;
9) Chinese spammers don't use Gopher for sell me a fake Rolex;
10) I don't have to use a censored cloud to host my files;
11) There's no BigTech in Gopher, which means there won't
be a standards war every morning;
12) Gopher also does not slow down, works on any computer,
and also allows you to integrate it into FTN/BBS/HotLine.