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       ERROR 444 - OFF LINE!!!!
       
       This is the Final Page of the Internet!
       
       Congratulations! The Internet has ended here at this place!
       Everything here is an end point and a destination. You found
       this place! Here is the end of all your philosophical, life,
       religious and other searches in the Internet! There is simply
       nothing further. Dead end! There will be no more new links,
       backlinks, banners, broken links, spam, stupid pictures,
       idiotic stories, pornography and the rest of the garbage by
       civilization. This is the answer to all your questions. And
       that answer is here in the end of internet!
       
       Due to reaching the last page of the internet, try the
       following actions:
       
       1) Turn on the television and watch cartoons, an action
       movie, a detective show, a TV series on DVD, or just catch
       up on cable news;
       2) Turn on the radio and listen to a somekind station;
       3) Finally, finish reading that unread book!
       4) Call your parents, relatives, friends, or colleagues;
       5) Have a beer, coffee, vodka, tea, or whatever you prefer;
       6) After reading this text, turn off your pc or smartphone
       and go take care of your health!
       7) Sequentially disconnect the power cords, modem, video
       card cords, and printer cords from the computer system
       unit, then throw the system unit and monitor out the
       window. If you are using a smartphone, smash it.
       It's distracting you too much!!!
       
       Carefully analyze your life, as well as pay close attention
       to the intriguing changes in nature happening outside the
       window, determine the current season, and try to find
       alternative forms of relaxation, engage in something more
       useful than reading this text.
       
       Roman, owner of the last page of internet