Dilbert - 1998-09-13 - 
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       The Boss stands in casual clothes and says, "It's time for my annual
       inspirational talk."   The Boss says, "We must work twice as hard, or
       the competition will crush us!"   Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit in
       front of the Boss as he continues, "I want you to feel afraid
       twenty-four hours a day."   Dilbert raises his hand and says,
       "Question: wouldn't hat lower the quality of our lives?" Wally says,
       "Seems like it might."   Wally continues, "I'm too afraid to work here
       now. I wonder if our competitor's are hiring?"   Alice raises her hand
       and asks, "Question: should we continue to be afraid of our own
       management's incompetence?"   The Boss replies, "Let's compromise.
       I'll agree to cut the meeting short if you'll all agree to feel worse
       in some way."   The Boss leaves the meeting and thinks, "No I remember
       why I only inspire them once a year."
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