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BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI
Founded by Hassan i Sabbah, 1090 A.D. (3090 A.L., 4850 A.M.)
Reformed by Adam Weishaupt, 1776 A.D. (5776 A.D., 5536 A.M.)
THE ANCIENT ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA
invite YOU to join
The World's Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy
Have you ever SECRETLY WONDERED WHY
the GREAT PYRAMID has FIVE sides
(counting the bottom)?
IS there an ESOTERIC ALLEGORY con-
cealed in the apparently innocent
legend of Snow White and the Seven
Dwarfs?
WHAT IS the TRUE secret SINISTER
REALITY lyind behind the ANCIENT
Aztec Legend of QUETZLCOATL?
WHY do scholarly anthropologists
TURN PALEA with terror at the
very MENTION of the FORBIDDEN
name YOG-SOTHOTH
WHO IS the MAN in ZURICH
that some SWEAR is LEE
HARVEY OSWALD?
WHAT REALLY DID HAPPEN
TO AMBROSE BIERCE?
If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3 125.00 (plus handling), you
_might_ be eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B. If you
think you qualify, put the money in a cigar box and bury it in your
backyard. One of our Underground Agents will contact you shortly.
I DARE YOU!
TELL _NO_ ONE! ACCIDENTS HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF HAPPENING TO PEOPLE
WHO TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT
THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI!
May we warn you against imitations! Ours is the original and genuine
"Nothing is true. Everything is permissible"
-- Hassan i Sabbah
Nil
Carborundum
Illegitimo
OFFICIAL "Illuminate the opposition!"
Bavarian Illuminati -- Adam Weishaupt,
"Ewige Blumenkraft!" Grand Primus Illuminatus