+-------------------------------------------+
       |                                           |
       |     ,    , .       ,    ,    ,    ,    ,  |
       |    /|   /| |      /|   /    /|   /|   /   |
       |   / |  / | |  /  / |  /    / |  / |  /    |
       |  |  | |  | | /  |  | |    |  | |  | |     |
       |  |--' |  | |/   |  | |    |--' |  | |     |
       |  |    |  | |    |  | |    |    |  | |     |
       |  |    |  | |    |  | |    |    |  | |     |
       |  |    |  | |    |  | |    |    |  | |     |
       |  '--' '  ' '--' '--' '    '--' '--' '     |
       |                                           |
       +-------------------------------------------+
       |                                           |
       |      AM I ONE OF THE COOL KIDS YET??      |
       |                                           |
       +-------------------------------------------+
       
       I don't understand Gopher, nor do I care to learn it.
       This page, unfortunately, will remain blank.
       
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