Dear reader, you noticed I wrote 5 articles about penny-arcade writer's loneliness in being the only creature of their species in all time, and there being no way for a writing legacy since the future has been ground up and sold to the past to enrich a handful of old money political families in any given place. To illustrate how I continue to be right, the tragic affair of one Benjamin Croshaw. Benjamin made two flash animation videos on a then-young youtube in which he said very rude things and cliparted some poop pictures and stick figures in Microsoft Movie Maker, while self-admittedly saying hurr-durr game bad. He was hired by some rich investor to do a penny-arcade derivative video pivot a week (his description is 'sail around on their boat made of money'). The media-owning financial speculator made a rampant return on investment, and Benjamin changed hands three or four times, and appears to now be owned by right wing talk radio Rush Limbaugh heir Ben Shapiro. One tragedy is that Benjamin's poop videos were informed by his quite talented and hard-won writing ability. However as he changed hands, the limited and good writing segments were pivoted into a second poop video series. The registered company of owning Benjamin is the Patreon Content Creator, not Benjamin himself, though the content is having Benjamin make funny clipart videos and say outrageously rude puns about game titles. The only glimmer of redemption is that an editor was hired to blur the ownership of ideas Benjamin has, and Benjamin sneaks in bitter jokes about how he plays the bare minimum number of hours of video game of the week and then just says naughty and outrageous words in the video pivot until his editor signs off and he can clock out and spend time with his fairly new wife and children.