# The Battery It's a couple thousand revolutions per minute every time the machine boots. The fan spits out an opaque cloud of dust and dirt, as if awakening with a bad case of a smoker's lung. *cough* "I'm still, here, $USER." So am I, old boy. So am I. IBM presents liberated divinity PRESS ENTER TO STICK A KNIFE IN BETWEEN ITS RIBS I don't. Nobody is wearing a tie when kernel messages begin rolling down the screen. The palmrest heats up and the disk spins up. The fan is already silent. There, there, champ. It purrs underneath my fingers in response. Let us have it - a few more decades of the terminal experience. Of plain text constructivism. Of IRC friendships. Of late nights on trains in my lap, heading wherever. $ acpiconf -i0 I wonder if the machine knows. Surely the spirit within its entrails feels it. It must. How could it not? The maximum charge is down to 80%. They don't make the batteries anymore. Why would they? Who in their right mind would worship a single core of processing power that could once move mountains? Cigarette burns on the screen, broken '4' key, calming monochrome. And when the battery dies. We'll persist together, hooked up to wires and drip fed electrons.