Santa you are really nice
and I would like to visit.
Santa would you be so kind
as bringing me a ticket.

I've heard that the north pole is really cold
but if isn't cold maybe it's warm 'cause
you live in the south pole but that would be wrong
according to what I've heard.

I've heard that the north pole is really cold
and I hope it's cold 'cause that would make
snow and ice there and you might see snowmen
and they might be animated. That would be cool.

Santa you are really fine
I think you could be my friend
Santa you are really wild
I didn't know you could swim.

Your acrobatics are most awkward but it is really neat
I think you should compete academically, at least.
but then it would interfere with your winter plans.

Your winter plans are usually to deliver presents
to the kids and the grownups who believe in you
and leave stuff out for you and I hope I'm one of them.

Santa, did you know I'm shy
I don't like to be around people.
Santa, did you know I cry
if I spend too much time alone.

Santa you're so sweet and kind
and lovely and I want to squeeze you
and hold you and love you
and I think you're so awesome.
Would you be my friend?
I think I would hug you.

Santa you're so sweet and kind
and lovely and I want to hug you
and love you and to always be with you
and I think you're so awesome.
Would you be my friend? I love you.

Santa would you be so wise
as bringing me a good book?
Santa if you could you be kind
I've heard the Necronomicon is good

Santa, it's just made of human skin
but are you even human or are you an elf
'cause if you're an elf would you be offended by
human skin on a good book?

Santa, it's just made of human skin
maybe not human skin, maybe dog skin
or bear skin or some other skin
that would not scare you
and I really would like that book.