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       A Tribe of Boy Piggies |NSFW|
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       This is a slightly more offensive version of what I was thinking of
       doing for the concept album.
       
       Now, I'm a straight man, but I also strive to be an ally. There may be a
       science fiction author who is distinctly not an ally, yet also created
       the perfect homosexual culture. I decided it not only deserved a song,
       it deserved a song with gay sex in it.
       
       My only complaint with it is that I was finishing up the demo when I
       realized that "Without protection or lube" and "and bang the piggies
       will moan." should be flipped or it sounds like the singer would be
       joining in if they only had protection or lube. I don't know, maybe the
       ambiguity is appropriate.
       
       Ah, well. You need to hear it back to catch some things.
       
       Overall, I liked the end-result. The singer communicates with another
       human (referred to as "you") yet it isn't clear the gender of either
       one. The only gender that we know for certain is that the piggies are
       all boys.
       
       The album concept (repeated from my bio): This FAWM, I want to write
       songs for an art album I'm working on. Abstractly, it's an art album
       about copyright... in the guise of hymn filk. The premise is a lonely
       space traveler thinks about what might be in store for the colony ship
       when they get there, but due to copyright restrictions only music made
       before 1926 is available on-board. So, he combines the two.
       
       Also note: The "grandfather sword" reference was one I enjoyed, in part,
       because I'm also a fan of SongFight! and there was once a "Grandfather
       Sword" song fight.
       
       Meter: 8-7-8-7-7-8-7-4
       
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 (TXT)     - A Tribe of Boy Piggies |NSFW|
          |Lyrics| song lyrics posted on 2015-02-06 @ 05:21am
       
       Title: A Tribe of Boy Piggies |NSFW|
       Date: 2015-02-06 @ 05:21am
       
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       Lyrics
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       (Maybe we'll come upon a planet where there is)
       
       A tribe of boy piggies armed with
       family wood, soft and smooth.
       I always love some good gay porn.
       Impaled on grand father sword
       and then the piggies will squeal.
       There is nothing quite so uncouth.
       "Wash my eyeballs!" you will mourn.
       Piggies will squeal.
       
       The tribe of boy piggies come with
       bacon flavored balls in hand.
       But then I'm only here to watch.
       Without protection or lube
       and bang the piggies will moan.
       You'll grab a tool, and join the band.
       Safe inside, I'll fix the latch.
       Piggies will moan.
       
       A tribe of boy piggies raised on
       only each other's firm grasp.
       Maybe then I should better ask
       "have you ever seen a vag?"
       and then the piggies will squeal.
       The mention will cause gape and gasp.
       "Can you show us?" they will cadge.
       Piggies will squeal.
       
       The tribe of boy piggies come with
       all that is good from their lands.
       And I am here to make a deal.
       You will bring the tools of the trade.
       lifelike plastic, all will moan.
       Our vag is not for grubby hands.
       "Take the planet for a steal."
       piggies will moan.
       
       (Or maybe there will be lady piggies, too.)
       
       Download:
       
 (TXT)     - (txt) A Tribe of Boy Piggies |NSFW|
       
 (DIR) Found on: FAWM 2015
       
       Keywords:
 (DIR)    - not safe for work
 (DIR)    - nsfw
       
 (DIR) Category: Filk to Hymntunes
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