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       Shipping Containers
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          |Audio| audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Shipping Containers
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       Title: Shipping Containers
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 03:36
       Album: Shipping Containers
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Date: 2015
       
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       In our shipping containers you can find
       many things that you might enjoy.
       We pride ourselves on love that is blind
       to the money in your employ.
       The Fat Controller has no home.
       He lives aboard our shining dome.
       
       On our clean and shining bridge you can find
       the ship's face and Conductor Bell.
       We call this, our little ship, Gordon Tom.
       He can be cheeky, but he's swell.
       His brain is kept down a few floors;
       he's wired to the reactors.
       
       Ships like ours need children's brains to go.
       They are stored in fluorescent jars.
       We think he will be happy, quite so.
       He likes to read books with kittens.
       His parents were properly paid.
       His sister went to college, Wade.
       
       The Fat Controller gives out Specials for
       little ships that follow through on
       special tasks that he assigns and for
       which he feels are really useful.
       One time we took a whole scout troop
       out where the brain extractors poop.
       
       I hope that you can buy the model craft.
       It features real parts that can go.
       The gift shop is located in the aft
       near where the engine exhaust blows.
       We think that you might like this toy,
       designed right for a girl or boy.
       
       If you find that you can not pay the fare
       we can make arrangements that work.
       Sometimes we need someone to take repair
       where Gordon Tom has been at work.
       He often has no maintainers
       other than shipping containers.
       
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       Copyright Year: 2015
       
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