############# Poop on shoes ############# I found myself improvising a song about the Republican National Convention. I needed to cleanse me mind, so this was the next song I improvised. I improvised it in the car, so while I have a recording, it is crappier than normal. I may rerecord it an post it as a crapcapella (ha-ha!), or I may just leave it as lyrics. Or who knows... it is something that might appeal to kids. Maybe I'll make sheet music for it at some point... ====== Lyrics ====== I like to poop on shoes. But not my shoes, that would be gross. I like to poop on shoes. Lovely little shoes with little poop flowers for toes. When you poop upon a shoe do you poop and run? When you poop upon a shoe do you sit and linger? When you poop upon a shoe do you know just one, one thing about the owner that you've pooped on? I like to poop on shoes. How about you? Would you like a little doo-doo? I like to poop on shoes. Now that I'm done, I will wipe my butt. Download: (TXT) - (lyrics.txt) Poop_on_shoes.lyrics (DIR) Category: Just Lyrics ------------------------------------------------------------------ (DIR) Home (DIR) Phlog (DIR) Products (DIR) Categories (DIR) Keywords