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       Hedgehogs at War
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 (SND)     - 13b-It Came Upon the Midnight Clear (midi)
 (SND)     - (mp3) Hedgehogs at War
          |Audio| audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Christmas 2016 (02:57)
       
 (BIN)     - 13b-It Came Upon the Midnight Clear (pdf)
          |Sheetmusic| Ready-to-Print sheet music
       
 (TXT)     - (ly) Hedgehogs at War
          |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black
       
       Title: Hedgehogs at War
       Dedication: for C.B.
       Tune Of: It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 02:57
       Album: Christmas 2016
       Composer: Richard S. Willis (1819–1900)
       Lyricist: S.W. Black
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Date: 2016
       
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       Lyrics
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       I wanted to just get one more pet,
       but then I accident'ly got more.
       I thought they were just pumpkins,
       but no, they're actually
       hedgehogs that roar.
       These hedgehogs they play their
       hedgewars games.
       And they fight all day and all night.
       With little caps right upon their heads
       that one just stabbed me with a knife.
       
       I thought this game might be too violent.
       But then I thought about something else.
       This world is built on the deaths of those
       that they, they came once before.
       So hedgehogs, you play your hedge hog games
       and kill and you fight and you maim.
       But no, these hedgehogs, they will not play
       your stinky political games.
       
       These hedgehogs they like to throw their things
       and sometimes they use bats.
       Baseball bats I think that's what they're call'd,
       but they have no Cubs hats.
       Those hats are from the winning team from
       some game that was played earlier.
       But these hedgehogs they just use their bats
       to slap these hedgehogs out the door.
       
       I thought that these hedgehogs would use dynamite
       and then boom and bomb this whole bunch.
       But no! they just used an old dud mine
       and that, it hurt, not at all.
       I wanted to use my melon bomb
       but I ran out last turn or so.
       So I got in my U. F. O. ship and then
       I drop'd stinky cheese.
       
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 (TXT)     - 13b-It Came Upon the Midnight Clear lyrics (txt)
 (TXT)     - (ly) Hedgehogs at War
          |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black
       
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