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       At Least I Eat Them in Grams
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 (SND)     - (mp3) At Least I Eat Them in Grams
          |Audio| audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Christmas 2016 (02:57)
       
 (TXT)     - (ly) At Least I Eat Them in Grams
          |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black
       
 (BIN)     - 13e-It Came Upon the Midnight Clear (pdf)
          |Sheetmusic| Ready-to-Print sheet music
       
 (SND)     - 13e-It Came Upon the Midnight Clear (midi)
       
       Title: At Least I Eat Them in Grams
       Dedication: for C.B.'s special someone
       Tune Of: It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 02:57
       Album: Christmas 2016
       Composer: Richard S. Willis (1819–1900)
       Lyricist: S.W. Black
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Date: 2016
       
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       Lyrics
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       I saw the plant out upon the ground
       it looked so good to eat.
       I like my plants to grow there, you know.
       And also up in the trees.
       The trees are filled with plants in a way.
       And in a way, they are plants.
       And I, I like to eat trees.
       Oh, yes. At least I eat them in grams.
       
       I like to eat something awful strange
       like pickles covered in hearts.
       But not animal hearts, yuck, you know
       I prefer artichoke hearts.
       They're hearty, yes, and they're good for me
       but blood they do not ever pump.
       I'd like to see something in the trees
       growing pears or maybe plums.
       
       I thought I could eat all of that food
       but I guess I made too much.
       As it's just veg'tables, then, I guess.
       If I'm in doubt, I could mulch.
       You see, you can compost ev'rything
       and it's easy when its veg.
       You might not want to compost your friend
       or enemy over here.
       
       I thought the worm and decomp would do
       to hide the smell of my meth.
       That lab is making me profit, yes,
       but it is also a mess.
       I thought I could switch to herbs, you know,
       but it they just legalized.
       So I'll keep making my meth, out there,
       at least while I still have eyes.
       
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 (TXT)     - 13e-It Came Upon the Midnight Clear lyrics (txt)
 (TXT)     - (ly) At Least I Eat Them in Grams
          |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black
       
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