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       I Have No Shits to Give
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 (TXT)     - (ly) I Have No Shits to Give
          |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black from Christmas 2016
       
 (SND)     - (mp3) I Have No Shits to Give
          |Audio| audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Christmas 2016 (03:12)
       
 (BIN)     - 01c-What Child is This (vtt)
 (BIN)     - 01c-What Child is This (pdf)
          |Sheetmusic| Ready-to-Print sheet music
       
 (SND)     - 01c-What Child is This (midi)
       
       Title: I Have No Shits to Give
       Dedication: for K.R.
       Tune Of: What Child is This?
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 03:12
       Album: Christmas 2016
       Composer: 16th Century English Air
       Lyricist: S.W. Black
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Date: 2016
       
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       Lyrics
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       I thought I might give a shit tonight
       but I guess the shits are all out of me.
       I thought I might give a shit tonight
       but I have no more shits to give.
       Shit! Shit! I don't have no more.
       I've pooped them all upon the floor.
       Shit! Shit! I had to clean that up
       and now I have no shits to give.
       
       I thought I might crack a smile tonight
       as I related that poopy story.
       I thought I might crack a smile tonight
       but then I remembered the stink.
       Shit! Shit! It was all over
       that stinky smell, it clung to me.
       Shit! Shit! It was all over
       and I did not want to smell it.
       
       That stinky stuff it did not just go
       where I wanted it to, don't you know?
       It just clung to me, all my cleaning stuff,
       and I had to wash three or four times.
       Shit! Shit! It's so stinky.
       And it clings to things, don't you see?
       Shit! Shit! It was such a mess.
       And I really hate cleaning it up.
       
       I used my gloves but it did not help.
       My hands they stunk like nothing else.
       I tried to clean it but I don't know
       when my hands will ever smell right.
       Shit! Shit! I can take no more.
       This stink must be sent out the door.
       Shit! Shit! I just can't take more.
       Please, can you make this smell go away?
       
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 (TXT)     - (ly) I Have No Shits to Give
          |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black from Christmas 2016
       
 (TXT)     - 01c-What Child is This lyrics (txt)
       
 (DIR) Found on: Christmas 2016
       
 (DIR) Category: Alternate Lyrics to Traditional Carols
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