####################### I Have No Shits to Give ####################### ===== Audio ===== Download: (TXT) - (ly) I Have No Shits to Give |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black from Christmas 2016 (SND) - (mp3) I Have No Shits to Give |Audio| audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Christmas 2016 (03:12) (BIN) - 01c-What Child is This (vtt) (BIN) - 01c-What Child is This (pdf) |Sheetmusic| Ready-to-Print sheet music (SND) - 01c-What Child is This (midi) Title: I Have No Shits to Give Dedication: for K.R. Tune Of: What Child is This? Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band Duration: 03:12 Album: Christmas 2016 Composer: 16th Century English Air Lyricist: S.W. Black Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band Date: 2016 ====== Lyrics ====== I thought I might give a shit tonight but I guess the shits are all out of me. I thought I might give a shit tonight but I have no more shits to give. Shit! Shit! I don't have no more. I've pooped them all upon the floor. Shit! Shit! I had to clean that up and now I have no shits to give. I thought I might crack a smile tonight as I related that poopy story. I thought I might crack a smile tonight but then I remembered the stink. Shit! Shit! It was all over that stinky smell, it clung to me. Shit! Shit! It was all over and I did not want to smell it. That stinky stuff it did not just go where I wanted it to, don't you know? It just clung to me, all my cleaning stuff, and I had to wash three or four times. Shit! Shit! It's so stinky. And it clings to things, don't you see? Shit! Shit! It was such a mess. And I really hate cleaning it up. I used my gloves but it did not help. My hands they stunk like nothing else. I tried to clean it but I don't know when my hands will ever smell right. Shit! Shit! I can take no more. This stink must be sent out the door. Shit! Shit! I just can't take more. Please, can you make this smell go away? Download: (TXT) - (ly) I Have No Shits to Give |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black from Christmas 2016 (TXT) - 01c-What Child is This lyrics (txt) (DIR) Found on: Christmas 2016 (DIR) Category: Alternate Lyrics to Traditional Carols ------------------------------------------------------------------ (DIR) Home (DIR) Phlog (DIR) Products (DIR) Categories (DIR) Keywords