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       Fish Are on the Menu
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 (BIN)     - 13f-It Came Upon the Midnight Clear (pdf)
          |Sheetmusic| Ready-to-Print sheet music
       
 (TXT)     - (ly) Fish Are on the Menu
          |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black
       
 (SND)     - 13f-It Came Upon the Midnight Clear (midi)
 (SND)     - (mp3) Fish Are on the Menu
          |Audio| audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Christmas 2016 (02:57)
       
       Title: Fish Are on the Menu
       Dedication: for S.L.
       Tune Of: It Came Upon the Midnight Clear
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 02:57
       Album: Christmas 2016
       Composer: Richard S. Willis (1819–1900)
       Lyricist: S.W. Black
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Date: 2016
       
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       Lyrics
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       The fish are on the menu tonight
       and so are the meanest humans.
       You might like the nice fish over there,
       or you might like that human.
       The fish are tenderized best we can
       with clubs and with our flaming knives.
       But humans, they're so plump and yummy
       we don't need to tenderize.
       
       I thought the fish would be best tonight
       but what sweet to prepare with it?
       Perhaps some pumpkin pie or flambé
       or perhaps you'd just like stew?
       I like to eat my humans all day
       and sometimes I eat in the night.
       With fish, I eat in the dark of night,
       sometimes I snack with my sight.
       
       I like to just eat fish with my eyes
       but you could call that just looking.
       It's helpful to protect lovely fish.
       I like to keep some at home.
       I like to watch the fish all the day,
       though sometimes it's deep in the night.
       These fish are so lovely and they glow
       at least when I use my light.
       
       I thought perhaps I would go out
       and bring me back some humans to eat.
       I swim around 'cause I am a shark,
       nibbling on their tasty feet.
       
       I thought it would be really nice to
       gobble up their legs and their arms.
       But lo! it's best when you go
       and bite off their head: it's like a charm.
       
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 (TXT)     - 13f-It Came Upon the Midnight Clear lyrics (txt)
 (TXT)     - (ly) Fish Are on the Menu
          |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black
       
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