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A Crappity Crap-crap Song
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Audio
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|Audio| audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Christmas 2016 (02:43)
Title: A Crappity Crap-crap Song
Dedication: for D.B
Tune Of: Lo, How a Rose E’er Blooming
Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
Duration: 02:43
Album: Christmas 2016
Composer: Arranged by Michael Praetorius (1571–1621)
Lyricist: S.W. Black
Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
Date: 2016
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Lyrics
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I want to sing a song that might be about a big old crap.
I think this song might be about my biggest ever crap.
I had a real big crap.
I think you might not believe the size of my bigest crap.
I think you might not believe that my crap it was so huge.
I thought it might be bigger than my mom's Labrador Hugh.
My big old crap it was huge.
I think it was so huge that I might never poop again.
And, now I don't know how that corn it stayed so well within.
I thought I once heard that corn, you digest it, just leaving skin.
I think that my poop, it had skin.
Truly, why does that corn skin feel so wrong to have within?
Perhaps because I stopped eating corn when I was only ten.
I decided corn was no good so I just gave it up.
But why was it still within?
Perhaps that corn was a time trav'ling little piece of crap.
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