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       Turtle on a Biscuit
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 (SND)     - 12c-Hark the Herald Angels Sing (midi)
 (SND)     - (mp3) Turtle on a Biscuit
          |Audio| audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Christmas 2016 (02:51)
       
 (BIN)     - 12c-Hark the Herald Angels Sing (pdf)
          |Sheetmusic| Ready-to-Print sheet music
       
 (TXT)     - (ly) Turtle on a Biscuit
          |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black
       
       Title: Turtle on a Biscuit
       Dedication: for J.M.O.B.
       Tune Of: Hark! the Herald Angels Sing
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 02:51
       Album: Christmas 2016
       Composer: Felix Mendelssohn (1809–1847)
       Lyricist: S.W. Black
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Date: 2016
       
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       Lyrics
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       I want to eat something cool
       like a turtle on a biscuit.
       Perhaps I could make some gruel
       for that cat to eat tonight.
       Perhaps gruel would be nice
       for that cat, and for it's price.
       It is made of oatmeal, too.
       But cats aren't made of oatmeal.
       Gruel is made of oatmeal, yes.
       But it is not made for cats.
       
       I think the cat would like to eat
       lots of meat; fresh, nice and sweet.
       I think cats, they like to eat
       bugs that crawl with six or eight feet.
       Creepy crawly little bugs.
       Crunchy, snacky little bugs.
       Why do cats eat all the bugs?
       I thought they also ate some mice.
       Why do cats eat all the bugs?
       When there are lovely tasty mice?
       
       Have you thought what cats could cook
       if they'd hands instead of feet?
       Have you thought of what they cook
       with their tails and just two feet.
       Could the cats taste it all
       without sweetness on their tongue?
       What would cats cook for the chic?
       If they cooked anything?
       Would bugs be on the menu?
       Or would we be stuck eating mice?
       
       Have you ever thought of eating
       mouse paté or maybe flank?
       Have you ever thought of making
       lots of things stuffed in a steak?
       I once thought I'd eat it all,
       anything and none at all.
       Would you eat anything made
       by lovely cats with their sharp claws?
       Would you eat anything made,
       if they made you something to eat?
       
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 (TXT)     - 12c-Hark the Herald Angels Sing lyrics (txt)
 (TXT)     - (ly) Turtle on a Biscuit
          |Sheetmusic| sheet music by S.W. Black
       
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