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       Stuffed Cannibal
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       2017-02-19 @ 04:56am
       tags: skirmish superskirmish ss18h skirmishss18h stuffed-cannibal
       
       I think this one sort of all came together -- and in time, too?
       
       
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       Music
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 (SND)     - (mp3) Stuffed Cannibal
          Audio file with ID3 version 2.4.0, 128 kbps, 44.1 kHz, JntStereo
       
       Title: Stuffed Cannibal
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 03:43
       Album: Not Crapcapella
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Date: 2017
       
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       Lyrics
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       I was at the circus
       and I thought I'd do something sweet for my honey.
       I was at the circus
       so I bought her
       I bought her a stuffed cannibal.
       She screamed! She screamed!
       Apparently she did not like it.
       She screamed! She screamed!
       She found it quite offensive.
       
       I did not know why she screamed.
       I thought it was a cute thing.
       A scorpion, sure with its sting,
       but it was just stuffed.
       It was a stuffed, quite stuffed cannibal.
       As scorpions, as they grow, 
       mostly just eat scorpions.
       Scorpions as they grow,
       mostly just eat scorpions.
       
       We were at the circus
       and I thought I'd do something sweet for my honey.
       We were at the circus
       so I bought her
       I bought her a stuffed cannibal.
       She screamed! She screamed!
       Apparently she did not like it.
       She screamed! She screamed!
       She found it quite offensive.
       
       I thought it was a cute little thing
       I thought it was a cute praying mantis.
       I thought it was a cute little thing
       and only half of them are cannibals.
       But, did you know that if it's a lady
       I bought her a stuffed cannibal.
       I bought her a stuffed cannibal!
       They praying mantis ladies 
       apparently think the male is yummy.
       Apparently the praying mantis ladies
       just gobble, and gobble, and gobble the man all up.
       
       But what can I do? I was trying to be sweet.
       So I took her to a prison.
       Not a real working prison.
       I took her to a prison 
       that had become kind of a theme park.
       We went to the gift shop
       and I thought about buying her
       a stuffed cannibal.
       But I didn't, so we're still together.
       
       
       
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 (TXT)     - (lyrics.txt) Stuffed Cannibal (lyrics)
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 (DIR) Found on: Not Crapcapella
       
 (DIR) Category: Experimental Music
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