################ Stuffed Cannibal ################ 2017-02-19 @ 04:56am tags: skirmish superskirmish ss18h skirmishss18h stuffed-cannibal I think this one sort of all came together -- and in time, too? ===== Music ===== Download: (SND) - (mp3) Stuffed Cannibal Audio file with ID3 version 2.4.0, 128 kbps, 44.1 kHz, JntStereo Title: Stuffed Cannibal Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band Duration: 03:43 Album: Not Crapcapella Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band Date: 2017 ====== Lyrics ====== I was at the circus and I thought I'd do something sweet for my honey. I was at the circus so I bought her I bought her a stuffed cannibal. She screamed! She screamed! Apparently she did not like it. She screamed! She screamed! She found it quite offensive. I did not know why she screamed. I thought it was a cute thing. A scorpion, sure with its sting, but it was just stuffed. It was a stuffed, quite stuffed cannibal. As scorpions, as they grow, mostly just eat scorpions. Scorpions as they grow, mostly just eat scorpions. We were at the circus and I thought I'd do something sweet for my honey. We were at the circus so I bought her I bought her a stuffed cannibal. She screamed! She screamed! Apparently she did not like it. She screamed! She screamed! She found it quite offensive. I thought it was a cute little thing I thought it was a cute praying mantis. I thought it was a cute little thing and only half of them are cannibals. But, did you know that if it's a lady I bought her a stuffed cannibal. I bought her a stuffed cannibal! They praying mantis ladies apparently think the male is yummy. Apparently the praying mantis ladies just gobble, and gobble, and gobble the man all up. But what can I do? I was trying to be sweet. So I took her to a prison. Not a real working prison. I took her to a prison that had become kind of a theme park. We went to the gift shop and I thought about buying her a stuffed cannibal. But I didn't, so we're still together. Download: (TXT) - (lyrics.txt) Stuffed Cannibal (lyrics) ASCII text (DIR) Found on: Not Crapcapella (DIR) Category: Experimental Music ------------------------------------------------------------------ (DIR) Home (DIR) Phlog (DIR) Products (DIR) Categories (DIR) Keywords