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       Grandparents
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       2017-02-25 @ 08:58pm
       tags: ss25h superskirmish25h skirmishss
       
       More processed-vocal experiments.
       
       That's not a kazoo, it's the phrase "grandparents, grandparents, grandparents" with some distortion and EQ.
       
       
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       Music
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       Download:
       
 (SND)     - (mp3) Grandparents
          Audio file with ID3 version 2.4.0, 128 kbps, 44.1 kHz, JntStereo
       
       Title: Grandparents
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 02:25
       Album: Not Crapcapella
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Date: 2017
       
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       Lyrics
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       Grandparents can be cool,
       but not everybody has them.
       My kids have some, yes, it's true.
       But they don't have others.
       
       Grandparents can be quite nice
       they can be very friendly, too.
       But some grandparents are just mean.
       They'll pinch you just for picking up shoes.
       They'll pinch you for being real nice.
       They'll pinch you for singing a song.
       They'll pinch you for dancing in the store
       and they will try to hide, it, too,
       pretending that you pinched yourself.
       
       Some grandparents are nice grandparents
       and some grandparents are rotten, too.
       Some grandparents helped install dictators, and
       some grandparents would be dictators, too.
       Fortunately only a few of them
       have the opportunity.
       Fortunately only a few of them get there.
       Some grandparents are horrible dictators,
       but I really hope your grandparents can bear
       
       having a grandchild as awesome as you.
       That's what grandparents often have to do.
       They have to somehow manage 
       Awesome grandkids, way too awesome.
       Way too awesome.
       So what can you do when you a grandparent,
       real or adopted?
       Because some people need to adopt grandparents,
       because they don't have any of their own.
       
       So, if you have the chance to become
       a grandparent somehow,
       you should try to be a decent person,
       and really not destroy the economy.
       
       
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 (TXT)     - (lyrics.txt) Grandparents (lyrics)
          ASCII text
       
 (DIR) Found on: Not Crapcapella
       
       Keywords:
 (DIR)    - politics
 (DIR)    - family
 (DIR)    - legacy
 (DIR)    - elders
 (DIR)    - grandparents
       
 (DIR) Category: Experimental Music
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