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       Title: Three Pickles
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 10:01
       Album: 50/90 2017
       Lyricist: S.W. Black
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Music Genre:
                   - 3in10
                   - 3in10
       
       Date: 2017
       
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       Delight Your Pickles
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       How do you delight your pickles? 
       
       How do you delight yourself? 
       I like my pickles, like myself 
       lots of flaming firecrackers, too. 
       
       Wait, I did not know that thing 
       that thing with firecracker pickles. 
       What's that word I'm looking for? 
       Oh, yes, I think that's strange. 
       
       Strange to eat that firecracker 
       strange to eat it with pickles.
       Strange to eat that firecracker.
       
       But, I suppose, I suppose,
       that the firecracker might be a pepper. 
       I suppose, I suppose,
       that firecracker is a pepper. 
       
       Pickled peppers, long and short 
       Pickled peppers, from here to there. 
       Pickled peppers, in my ears 
       and sometimes in my tears. 
       Pickled peppers! 
       
       I would like some pickled peppers. 
       Perhaps you could like them, too. 
       I would like some pickled peppers. 
       In a stew or in a bowl! 
       But never, ever just in my shoes. 
       
       Have you thought of pickled peppers? 
       Lying there upon the floor 
       step around and not in to them, please. 
       We don't need them squished, no more. 
       
       Pickled, pickled peppers! 
       Pickled cucumbers as well! 
       Pickled, pickled peppers! 
       That is where my pickling dwells. 
       
       
       Pickle With Hair
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       The pickle over there has grown a lot of hair
       it's winking in my direction and making lustful eyes. 
       
       The pickle over there has grown a lot of hair 
       and keeps winking in this direction and giving me an eye. 
       
       I did not know pickles 
       could grow hair and winking!
       How could they wink there!
       But that pickle is doing both. 
       Lasciviously, eyeing most. 
       
       Yes, that pickle there, eyeing most. 
       Wiggling furry eyebrows, too. 
       
       Why does that pickle make these faces? 
       Does that pickle not quite know 
       it is just a pickle? 
       It can't really go in the show. 
       
       Have you ever thought of pickles,
       green ones and gray ones and clear ones,
       lots of colored pickled things 
       dancing in a cabaret! 
       
       Lustful little pickles leering,
       eyeing all with pickles quivering.
       Lots of little pickles wiggling 
       all in our way. 
       
       I don't think I want that pickle 
       with or without hair. 
       I don't want to touch a pickle.
       No, please, never there. 
       
       But, sometimes you have got a pickle,
       green and slimy, too.
       And you just need to gather it up
       and throw it outside. 
       
       Where, perhaps, it can grow some hair up there 
       and maybe look lustfully with its eyes. 
       But it won't be in your house, not there, because 
       it will be all outside. 
       
       
       Pickled Flowers
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       Pickled petunias.
       Pickled flowers.
       I don't know why.
       
       Pickled petunias.
       Pickled flowers.
       They can't make me cry. 
       
       For you see, the pickling 
       process preserves lots of things 
       lovely and sublime. 
       
       Pickled petunias,
       Pickled tulips,
       and lots of pickled flowers fine. 
       
       They last so much longer 
       cold preserved.
       I'm not talking about 
       boiling these things.
       
       They last oh, much longer 
       when they're preserved,
       and there are cold 
       pickling processes. 
       No boiling for these flowers, yes. 
       
       How would you like your flower
       preserved through space and time?
       It will be all thine all forever,
       always looking so fine. 
       
       We can preserve that corsage 
       long for you, oh yes. 
       And that wedding flowers will 
       last like all the rest. 
       
       And when your day comes to go 
       deep in the ground 
       you can be covered with 
       these flowers you've found. 
       
       All those fine pickled flowers 
       can go with you to rest. 
       Accompanying you on your 
       journey like the best. 
       
       For some flowers are edible 
       and these are fine, I guess. 
       For we don't know 
       how they taste to the dead. 
       
       But, roses are quite edible 
       as are many other flowers, yes. 
       So, instead of drying all those bouquets 
       let's pickle the best. 
       
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