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       In The Boiler Room
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       I had an unrelated kitchen timer go off while I was finishing this song. I thought about working it in to the song, but it didn't work. I tried cutting it back, but found it wasn't satisfying without a little copy/paste from earlier in the song. I'm happy with how it turned out.
       
       If we have machines self-aware enough to recognize that they are a poor imitation of humans that fall in love with them, can we fault them when they make a poor imitation of themselves to fall in love with?
       
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       Title: In The Boiler Room
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 02:40
       Album: 50/90 2017
       Lyricist: S.W. Black
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Music Genre: crapcapella
       Date: 2017
       
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       Lyrics
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       Down in the boiler room, the boiler room. 
       What did I see there? 
       Down in the boiler room! 
       
       I thought I saw a machine 
       saying "Hi" to his sweet-pea. 
       I thought I saw a machine 
       giving a "squeeze" to his sweet, sweet-pea. 
       
       In the boiler room, the boiler room 
       it was, oh, very steamy. 
       In the boiler room, in the boiler room 
       I did not know they had that interface! 
       
       In the boiler room I saw it all 
       I saw them "complete the circuit"! 
       In the boiler room, in the boiler room 
       I saw them screw it tight, 
       with the nut and the bolt so tight. 
       It was steamy, oh, so steamy 
       in the boiler room, in the boiler room. 
       
       I liked to go there! 
       before I ran in to the that incident 
       I liked to go there 
       and perhaps get "steamy" by myself! 
       
       But that day, that day 
       when I saw that machine 
       making it. 
       That day, that day 
       when that machine made his love 
       out of wood and twine and love 
       and "completed the circuit" 
       in the boiler room. 
       
       I did not know
       what I was seeing, at first. 
       I did not know
       what to make of the horrible wrenching sounds. 
       
       But in the boiler room, in the boiler room 
       I saw something be born. 
       A great love had been sworn. 
       And now they would live happily 
       in the boiler room, in the boiler room. 
       
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 (DIR) Found on: 50/90 2017
       
 (DIR) Category: Lo-Fi Folk Acapella
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