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       Fruit With A Beard
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       Title: Fruit With A Beard
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 02:54
       Album: 50/90 2017
       Lyricist: S.W. Black
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Music Genre: crapcapella
       Date: 2017
       
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       That tree is growing 
       something weird. 
       That tree is growing 
       a fruit with a beard. 
       
       I did not know that 
       fruits could have beards. 
       I thought it would 
       be an insect infestation. 
       
       But that beard it 
       has a mouth 
       and that mouth proclaimed it's 
       not an insect. 
       
       It said, "Hey there. 
       I'm a thing growing on a tree." 
       It says, "Hey there. 
       Why don't you just let me be. 
       
       I'm just growin' here on this tree and 
       I'm no insect infestation. 
       I'm just growin' here on this tree. 
       And would you please just let me be! Just let me be!" 
       
       Did you know that sprayed 
       thinking that it was spiders? 
       They sprayed again 
       thinking it might be caterpillars. 
       
       That beard's all fuzzy, 
       just like a good beard. 
       But now it's covered in 
       chemicals, too. 
       
       That beard's all sad 
       and whines to us all: 
       Why didn't we just 
       leave him alone. 
       
       At least I think it
       prefers the male gender. 
       Male pronouns usually
       go with beards. 
       
       But not always.
       There are lovely women 
       with lovely, full, and
       beautiful beards. 
       
       So I don't know
       which pronoun to use 
       for that beard and that fruit
       growing on that tree. 
       
       But just so you know, 
       I do know it's sad 
       and it's whining to all 
       and making a plea: 
       
       Please leave it alone 
       and let it be. 
       
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 (DIR) Found on: 50/90 2017
       
 (DIR) Category: Lo-Fi Folk Acapella
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