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       Presidential Depends
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       It is sad, but when folks are in cognitive decline, like Reagan
       was during the last days of his Presidency, they sometimes poop on
       themselves. Admittedly, there was never speculation about Reagan and
       golden showers, but when folks are in cognitive decline they sometimes
       misremember things. Did he dream or fantasize about golden showers when
       he was in cognitive decline? We will never know.
       
       I also once saw a picture of Andrew Jackson that looked like his
       trousers were styled to support a fully loaded pair of Depends-brand
       adult diapers. Mr. "Trail of Tears" Jackson was probably involved in far
       more perverse diversions than just golden showers.
       
       So, it's an imaginary amalgamation of various FORMER Presidents.
       
       
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 (TXT)     - Presidential Depends
          |Lyrics| song lyrics from "50/90 2018"
       
       Title: Presidential Depends
       Date: 09/30/2018 - 10:51
       
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       I
       thought
       maybe
       maybe
       I would not poop on myself.
       Maybe it would be
       different this time.
       
       In a given moment
       it could go either way.
       I should
       have
       gone
       to the bathroom
       sooner.
       
       It was just a little bit
       a little bit to stay.
       I cleaned it up
       as best I could.
       
       I'd clean it up better
       when I got home.
       I'd clean it up better
       but I was not home.
       
       I needed to finish some things.
       I needed to finish so much, much, much!
       I did not know I would poop on myself.
       I hope they did not notice,
       but I thought I might stink a little.
       Hopefully only if the dogs
       put their noses
       right against my butt
       and sniff, sniffed me there.
       
       I did not want the
       people that I
       work
       with
       to notice my stink,
       not there.
       
       I was the President
       you know.
       I was really the best one
       for the job.
       And I only pooped a little bit!
       Surely no one would notice!
       
       It was not like that time
       I payed those hookers
       to pee on me
       while that man took pictures.
       That was a good time!
       Not like today.
       
       Today when I pooped on myself.
       
       
       
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