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       Almost apocalyptic
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       When I found the person that stole my bike
       it was almost apocalyptic!
       When I found the person that stole my bike,
       I wanted to cut them down.
       
       I wanted to chop them apart in so many pieces!
       I wanted to burn their burn their bones with some feces!
       I did want to do these things,
       but I held it together.
       
       I wanted to these things because
       I found, I found my bike named Bob!
       so I did what we all do,
       and I planted a bomb!
       
       It was just a stink, stink bomb,
       but it still really, really long.
       And they were covering their mouths so much,
       as I beat them, beat them down!
       
       I know I shouldn't have touched them right,
       but then they touched my Bob.
       I needed to protect my Bob,
       and I needed to insure that
       they wouldn't steal my bike again.
       That they wouldn't steal
       someone else's bike.
       
       So I broke their legs at their knees,
       while they were covering their eyes.
       Now they need a wheelchair,
       and they can get transportation services.
       
       I kind of helped them there,
       because they had no way to get
       from here to there without
       violating, yes, the law.
       
       I know I should have stopped,
       but I thought I was being helpful!
       
       I slipped away in the smoke and the stink.
       I slipped away in the stink.
       
       
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