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       Distractions While I Poop
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 (SND)     - (mp3) Distractions While I Poop
          |Audio| audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Putting the Crap back
          in Crapcapella (02:04)
       
       Title: Distractions While I Poop
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 02:04
       Album: Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella
       Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Date: 2018
       
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       Lyrics
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       I don't need to poop now.
       Please quit bothering me.
       I don't need to poop now.
       Please, can't you see?
       
       You are my body
       and I control you.
       And I said, I said,
       I don't need to poop.
       
       I know that you're my body.
       I know what you can do.
       You can do pushups and
       you can eat some food.
       
       I know you're my body,
       and you're trying to tell me
       that I need to poop, but clearly,
       clearly, don't you see.
       
       I'm in the bathroom,
       sitting on the toilet.
       If I really needed to poop,
       I'd be poopin' now.
       
       But nothing's coming out
       of my butt, butt, butt
       'cause clearly I don't need
       to poop right now.
       
       If I needed to poop,
       the poop it would flow,
       because I'm sitting
       on the toilet here anyhow.
       
       But no poop is comin',
       comin' out of my butt,
       So I don't,
       don't need to poop.
       
       I don't know why I thought
       I would come in here today.
       Because I didn't need
       to poop when I sat down.
       
       I think maybe
       it was just to get away,
       because sometimes everybody
       makes me feel like frowning,
       sometimes there's too many
       people in the house
       and I just want
       to be left alone.
       
       So I go to the bathroom
       and I sit on the pot,
       and I think about maybe,
       trying to poop.
       
       But I don't really need
       to poop, poop, poop.
       I just need to get
       away from you.
       
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 (TXT)     - (txt) lyrics
       
 (DIR) Found on: Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella
       
       Keywords:
 (DIR)    - poop
 (DIR)    - body
 (DIR)    - bodily control
       
 (DIR) Category: Lo-Fi Folk Acapella
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