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       A Fish Named Gary
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 (SND)     - (mp3) A Fish Named Gary
          |Audio| audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from 2019-07 (04:21)
       
       Title: A Fish Named Gary
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 04:21
       Album: 2019-07
       Date: 2019
       
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       Lyrics
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       Once there was a fish named Gary.
       A fish named Gary. Yes, a special fish.
       This little fish, he was named Gary,
       and he did not live in a dish.
       
       He had an aquarium
       and he lived down the street,
       owned by someone who
       really was not neat.
       
       That owner did not
       keep his tank clean.
       Gary disliked it
       and the owner, he was mean.
       
       So, Gary wanted a change.
       So, Gary racked his little fishy brain.
       
       How does a fish
       rise up from the watery depths?
       Traditionally they needed to
       evolve and climb to ground.
       
       Not our Gary!
       No! Not him!
       He put together something
       mechanical that swims.
       
       He made a machine
       in his filthy tank,
       made of debris
       that fell in to his tank!
       
       And when he arose
       out of that dank water,
       he, yes, destroyed
       his owner and that whole house.
       
       Now we have, yes, at the
       end of my street,
       a lovely aquarium
       and fish we never, ever eat.
       
       "Gary's" down the street,
       they serve human steaks.
       They tried to stop it, sure,
       but Gary only served their flanks.
       
       So, we accept that if you go there
       you might be on the menu.
       Yes, we accept it's a risk,
       but it won't always be true.
       
       Sometimes you get to eat,
       even though sometimes you're eaten.
       You won't know what fate you'll meet,
       only Gary knows for sure.
       
       So, we say "Oh, hey!"
       as Gary goes down the street.
       We rarely cower
       and hide under our bedtime sheets.
       
       Gary is basically,
       a really nice-nice fish.
       Just don't look at him cross-eyed
       or you may be on the next dish.
       
       Gary! Gary!
       You're a little scary!
       Gary! *glugh*
       
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 (TXT)     - (lyrics.txt) A Fish Named Gary (txt)
       
 (DIR) Category: Lo-Fi Folk Acapella
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