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       I don’t menstruate (but some men do)
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       This was a live improvisation. I sound far more nervous at the start of
       the song than I normally do. I do like the song, though, and plan to
       resing it at some point.
       
       I want to remind folks that my stuff is Creative Commons Attribution, or
       CC-BY. This means you can cover it, you can make gobs of money off of
       it, you can adjust lyrics and melody, you just need to credit me.
       
       This song came to be because there was a thread on the FAWM forums about
       writing songs while a little drunk. Someone said, "All songs about bodily
       functions are fine IMO!"
       
       This was in response to my mentioning songs about silencing the inner editor
       and singing songs about poop.
       
       What's talked about even less than poop? Menstruation.
       
       This was the logical result.
       
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       Audio
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       Download:
       
 (SND)     - (mp3) I don’t menstruate (but some men do)
          |Audio| crapcapella music by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from FAWM 2020
          (02:51)
       
       Title: I don’t menstruate (but some men do)
       Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
       Duration: 02:51
       Album: FAWM 2020
       Music Genre: crapcapella
       Date: 2020
       
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       Lyrics
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       I don't menstruate 
       but some men do. 
       I really wonder 
       what they do.
       
       When I use the restroom 
       in a public place, 
       there is no spot to put 
       that very personal waste. 
       
       And when they need 
       a product to help 
       they can't just grab 
       something from the shelf. 
       
       I don't menstruate 
       but some men do. 
       I really wonder 
       what they do.
       
       When they’re in a public place.
       When they have that special flow.
       When they’re in a public place,
       how do they go? 
       
       Sometimes the T helps to stop the flow, 
       but that may not help all of the time, 
       and not everyone gets to be on the T, 
       and what do they do when it's their time? 
       
       I don't menstruate, 
       but some men do.
       I really wonder
       what they do.
       
       If you have a problem 
       with this thing they do 
       you need to shut your mouth and go home. 
       It does not concern you! 
       
       We need to help 
       our friends and our brothers 
       when the flow comes through, through. 
       What can we do? 
       
       What can we do?
       
       Download:
       
 (TXT)     - (lyrics.txt) I dont menstruate.lyrics (txt)
       
       Keywords:
 (DIR)    - menstruation
 (DIR)    - public restrooms
 (DIR)    - transtunes
       
 (DIR) Category: Lo-Fi Folk Acapella
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