WEBVTT title 00:00.000 --> 00:02.743 Oklahoma State Highway 113 by S.W. Black Copyright © 2017 S.W. Black. Some Rights Reserved. Creative Commons Attribution License. 00:01.538 --> 00:39.706 <00:01.538>Oklahoma <00:03.866>State <00:05.094>Highway <00:07.027>113. <00:09.300>I was <00:11.833>going <00:13.427>down the <00:14.968>road, you know. <00:18.416>And I thought <00:20.767>I would <00:22.648>catch a bite <00:24.686>to eat. <00:26.645>Well, not <00:28.735>with my hands, <00:31.504>oh, no. <00:33.019>I thought <00:34.821>I would use <00:36.545>a restaurant, too. 00:39.706 --> 01:13.326 <00:39.706>So, I went <00:42.841>to the town <00:45.375>of Canadian <00:49.371>on Oklahoma <00:54.152>State Highway 113. <00:57.966>I wanted <01:01.100>just a bite to eat. <01:05.045>But somehow <01:08.467>I found more, it seems. 01:13.326 --> 01:44.751 <01:13.326>I met <01:15.311>there a beautiful <01:18.759>Canadian. <01:21.398>Not from Canadian, <01:24.402>from Canada. <01:26.335>Is a Canadian <01:28.738>a resident <01:30.802>of the Oklahoma <01:33.440>town of Canadian? <01:36.601>It's screwy in my head up there. <01:41.277>It's screwy in my head. 01:44.751 --> 02:12.180 <01:44.751>But I was in the town <01:48.539>of Canadian. <01:52.457>And this <01:55.043>Canadian <01:57.238>was beautiful, <01:59.380>I was <02:01.208>quite enraptured, <02:03.768>yes. <02:04.865>This Canadian <02:06.145>was beautiful <02:08.287>and I <02:10.325>stayed too long. 02:12.180 --> 02:43.109 <02:12.180>I could not <02:14.322>bring myself <02:16.202>to introduce myself <02:20.251>and so <02:22.576>I was just <02:24.327>stuck in Canadian. <02:28.689>But not in a gross way! <02:32.529>I mean <02:34.122>the town. <02:35.638>I was stuck in the town <02:39.399>of Canadian. 02:43.109 --> 03:14.000 <02:43.109>I could not take my eyes off <02:47.602>of that Canadian. <02:51.102>And so <02:52.617>I sit <02:54.524>there still, <02:56.353>it seems. <02:58.390>For that Canadian <03:02.465>was a beautiful, beautiful statue <03:06.227>and I have become <03:09.727>a statue, too. <03:14.000>