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NOTE Title: I am the Songwriter
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I am the Songwriter
by S.W. Black
Copyright © 2017 S.W. Black.
Some Rights Reserved.
Creative Commons Attribution License.
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<00:00.731>I am the songwriter,
<00:02.873>the songwriter that likes to eat
<00:05.904>many things green and sometimes shiny.
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<00:11.494>I am the songwriter
<00:14.315>singing songs of pickles
<00:16.718>though I've never been to
<00:19.487>a pickle festival.
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<00:22.282>I have heard those pickle
<00:25.156>festivals can bring
<00:27.925>lots of pickles from the countryside
<00:30.877>dripping from your fangs.
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<00:33.306>I have heard those pickle
<00:36.284>festivals can bring
<00:38.661>lots of yummy food for
<00:41.665>your tummy to see.
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<00:44.173>Do you like your pickles
<00:47.047>boiled in vinegar?
<00:49.502>Do you prefer the kind refrigerated?
<00:55.458>I like my pickles
<00:58.227>somewhere in my mouth.
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<01:00.996>I do not exactly care how they are prepared.
<01:06.612>Because I like
<01:09.695>lots and lots of pickles.
<01:12.411>Small and green and round and oval and sometimes coined.
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<01:19.151>I like lots of pickles
<01:21.763>as long as they go down,
<01:24.167>down through my throat to my stomach
<01:29.130>somewhere down there, I think.
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<01:31.611>Do you like <01:34.929>to eat your pickles?
<01:37.620>And sing more songs that you love
<01:41.878>to the pickles that you love?
<01:43.837>Do you like pickles?
<01:46.867>Singing songs as well?
<01:49.349>Because I am exactly the songwriter for you.
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<01:54.651>I'm the songwriter <01:57.995>that sings to his pickles.
<02:00.451>And sometimes I sing to other people's pickles.
<02:05.649>Because, you know, <02:08.261>I really quite like pickles.
<02:11.474>Sometimes cucumbers and sometimes peppers, too.
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<02:16.333>I know some people <02:19.259>eat the pickled cabbage.
<02:21.923>But, I avoid it. <02:24.483>I have my theories!
<02:26.730>I don't eat that <02:29.969>pickled cabbage, no.
<02:31.928>No sauerkraut for me, <02:34.410>as far as I can see.
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<02:37.179>I like pickles! <02:40.052>Yummy, yummy pickles.
<02:42.560>Lots of pickles for my gullet, you see.
<02:47.393>I like my pickles, <02:50.162>lots and lots of pickles.
<02:52.774>And now I think I'll go and pour some on me. <02:59.017>