WEBVTT NOTE Title: I am the Songwriter title 00:00.000 --> 00:00.731 I am the Songwriter by S.W. Black Copyright © 2017 S.W. Black. Some Rights Reserved. Creative Commons Attribution License. 00:00.731 --> 00:11.494 <00:00.731>I am the songwriter, <00:02.873>the songwriter that likes to eat <00:05.904>many things green and sometimes shiny. 00:11.494 --> 00:22.282 <00:11.494>I am the songwriter <00:14.315>singing songs of pickles <00:16.718>though I've never been to <00:19.487>a pickle festival. 00:22.282 --> 00:33.306 <00:22.282>I have heard those pickle <00:25.156>festivals can bring <00:27.925>lots of pickles from the countryside <00:30.877>dripping from your fangs. 00:33.306 --> 00:44.173 <00:33.306>I have heard those pickle <00:36.284>festivals can bring <00:38.661>lots of yummy food for <00:41.665>your tummy to see. 00:44.173 --> 01:00.996 <00:44.173>Do you like your pickles <00:47.047>boiled in vinegar? <00:49.502>Do you prefer the kind refrigerated? <00:55.458>I like my pickles <00:58.227>somewhere in my mouth. 01:00.996 --> 01:19.151 <01:00.996>I do not exactly care how they are prepared. <01:06.612>Because I like <01:09.695>lots and lots of pickles. <01:12.411>Small and green and round and oval and sometimes coined. 01:19.151 --> 01:31.611 <01:19.151>I like lots of pickles <01:21.763>as long as they go down, <01:24.167>down through my throat to my stomach <01:29.130>somewhere down there, I think. 01:31.611 --> 01:54.651 <01:31.611>Do you like <01:34.929>to eat your pickles? <01:37.620>And sing more songs that you love <01:41.878>to the pickles that you love? <01:43.837>Do you like pickles? <01:46.867>Singing songs as well? <01:49.349>Because I am exactly the songwriter for you. 01:54.651 --> 02:16.333 <01:54.651>I'm the songwriter <01:57.995>that sings to his pickles. <02:00.451>And sometimes I sing to other people's pickles. <02:05.649>Because, you know, <02:08.261>I really quite like pickles. <02:11.474>Sometimes cucumbers and sometimes peppers, too. 02:16.333 --> 02:37.179 <02:16.333>I know some people <02:19.259>eat the pickled cabbage. <02:21.923>But, I avoid it. <02:24.483>I have my theories! <02:26.730>I don't eat that <02:29.969>pickled cabbage, no. <02:31.928>No sauerkraut for me, <02:34.410>as far as I can see. 02:37.179 --> 02:59.017 <02:37.179>I like pickles! <02:40.052>Yummy, yummy pickles. <02:42.560>Lots of pickles for my gullet, you see. <02:47.393>I like my pickles, <02:50.162>lots and lots of pickles. <02:52.774>And now I think I'll go and pour some on me. <02:59.017>