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<i>Onion Monsters</i>
<c>by S.W. Black</c>
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<c>Copyright © 2017 S.W. Black.</c>
<c>Some Rights Reserved.</c>
<c>Creative Commons Attribution License.</c>

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<00:03.810><c>I sometimes</c> <00:06.269><c>sing of onions, true.</c>
<00:09.038><c>But not what they do when they doo-doo.</c>
<00:13.244><c>I don't sing of onion waste.</c>
<00:17.424><c>Particularly the inhalants.</c>

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<00:21.812><c>I don't sing of onion waste</c>
<00:25.809><c>not even the air that we breathe!</c>
<00:29.910><c>I don't sing of onion waste!</c>
<00:34.325><c>No onion waste for me!</c>

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<00:37.590><c>I only sing of onions to eat.</c>
<00:42.658><c>Yummy onions! Sometimes nice and sweet.</c>
<00:46.785><c>I like to eat my</c> <00:49.084><c>onions, true.</c>
<00:51.200><c>Sometimes raw and sometimes in a stew!</c>

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<00:55.353><c>Onions for me, and onions for you!</c>
<00:59.559><c>I want all the onions. It's true!</c>
<01:03.765><c>Onions for me and onions for you.</c>
<01:08.023><c>And maybe add a little garlic!</c>

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<01:12.594><c>Add a little garlic to this onion stew</c>
<01:16.251><c>that's what it</c> <01:18.602><c>needs to be improved.</c>
<01:20.797><c>Add some garlic to this onion stew</c>
<01:24.245><c>and that's what this onion stew needs!</c>

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<01:28.529><c>Have you thought of onion stew?</c>
<01:33.388><c>Perhaps an onion turned to goo?</c>
<01:37.463><c>Have you thought of onion stew</c>
<01:41.224><c>to serve lovely onions!</c>

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<01:45.509><c>Onion stew for onions, it's true</c>
<01:49.479><c>They are kind of cannibals,</c> <01:52.588><c>it's true.</c>
<01:53.554><c>Onion stew</c> <01:55.540><c>for onions, it's true.</c>
<01:57.577><c>It's a little bit grotesque!</c>

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<02:00.947><c>But that's what I do, you know.</c>
<02:04.552><c>I'm trying to create some onion monsters!</c>
<02:11.762><c>My onion monsters!</c>
<02:15.811><c>I'm trying to perfect</c>
<02:19.520><c>those lovely monsters!</c>

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<02:24.065><c>Onion monsters crawling on the ground.</c>
<02:28.898><c>Onion monsters smashing up your crown.</c>
<02:32.973><c>Onion monsters smashing up your stew</c>
<02:36.918><c>and killing all of the onions 'till they're through.</c>

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<02:40.731><c>Onion!</c> <02:43.579><c>Those Onion Monsters!</c>
<02:47.706><c>Onion!</c> <02:51.442><c>Those Onion Monsters!</c>

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<02:56.588><c>Have you thought of making a monster,</c>
<03:00.846><c>perhaps a cannibal?</c>
<03:04.503><c>Have you thought of making a monster</c>
<03:08.787><c>and feeding it lovely stew?</c>

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<03:12.418><c>This onion stew is lovely!</c>
<03:16.023><c>It smells really, really, really nice.</c>
<03:20.020><c>This onion stew is lovely!</c>
<03:23.651><c>I think I said that once or twice.</c>

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<03:28.065><c>Onion monsters smashing through the ground.</c>
<03:31.905><c>Onion monsters living all out loud.</c>
<03:36.189><c>Onion monsters saying hip-hooray.</c>
<03:39.873><c>They're going to win, sometime today!</c>

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<03:43.791><c>Monsters!</c> <03:46.325><c>Those Onion Monsters!</c>

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<03:50.635><c>How do you like your onion monsters?</c>
<03:55.476><c>Do you like it when they do a dance?</c>
<03:59.360><c>Onion monsters dancing all about!</c>
<04:03.174><c>And singing while they're smashing up your pants!</c>

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<04:07.092><c>Onion! Those Onion Monsters!</c>

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<04:14.276><c>How do you like your onions?</c>
<04:18.403><c>Gigantic and bulbous and smashing all around?</c>
<04:22.269><c>How do you like your onions?</c>
<04:25.953><c>Singing and dancing and rolling all about?</c>

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<04:29.767><c>Onion monsters, yes, it's true.</c>
<04:33.816><c>These onions are here for me and you!</c>
<04:37.682><c>Onion monsters dancing all about!</c>
<04:41.522><c>They're going to scream and smash all now!</c>

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<04:45.362><c>Onion!</c> <04:47.948><c>Those Onion Monsters!</c>

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<04:52.258><c>Perhaps I should not have made these monsters</c>
<04:57.221><c>quite so successfully from those onions.</c>
<05:01.140><c>I thought they would be really, really good when deep fried.</c>
<05:08.689><c>But now these monsters are smashing all us up.</c>
<05:12.738><c>We are going to be sliced and fried.</c>
<05:16.578><c>And they're going to have some bloomin', bloomin'</c>
<05:20.940><c>people that they can eat all night long!</c>

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<05:24.284><c>Onion! Those Onion Monsters!</c> <05:30.658><c><c></c></c>

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<05:32.513><c>How do you</c> <05:36.483><c>like</c>
<05:38.181><c>eating your onions</c> <05:42.439><c>in the dark?</c>
<05:45.313><c>Hiding from monsters that</c>
<05:49.727><c>would eat you instead?</c>

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<05:52.810><c>Those onion monsters they are all about.</c>
<05:59.184><c>I've seen them break open lots of bread.</c>
<06:05.061><c>And sometimes I've seen them break open heads.</c>
<06:12.820><c>Sometimes I've seen them making onion soup.</c>

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<06:23.086><c>Those onion monsters making onion soup.</c>
<06:28.284><c>Those onion monsters! When will they be through?</c>
<06:32.829><c>Those onion monsters ruling all the town!</c>
<06:37.140><c>Those onion monsters! They're making me a clown!</c>

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<06:41.241><c>Onion monsters! When will they be done!</c>
<06:45.055><c>Onion monsters! I think they are carmelized!</c>
<06:49.417><c>Those onion monsters! They almost are all done.</c>
<06:53.597><c>Our carmelizing process has already begun.</c>
<06:57.750><c>Those onion monsters, they'll soon all be done.</c>
<07:01.590><c>Onion monsters! And then we will eat them!</c>

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<07:05.247><c>Yum yum!</c>
<07:07.024><c>Yum yum!</c>
<07:08.931><c>Onion monsters!</c> <07:11.517><c><c></c></c> <07:13.000><c><c></c></c>