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<i>Ghost Beard</i>
<c>by S.W. Black</c>
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<c>Copyright © 2017 S.W. Black.</c>
<c>Some Rights Reserved.</c>
<c>Creative Commons Attribution License.</c>

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<00:00.001><c>The last time I was clean shaven</c>
<00:07.602><c>I had this crazy dream.</c>
<00:13.897><c>I dreamed that a</c> <00:18.024><c>ghost beard</c>
<00:20.114><c>came to me.</c>

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<00:24.398><c>That beard</c> <00:27.167><c>was fuzzy.</c>
<00:29.362><c>That beard was cute.</c>
<00:33.646><c>And it crawled, creeping all on me.</c>

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<00:40.856><c>What do you do when you're visited by a beard?</c>
<00:48.640><c>What do you do when you're visited by a ghost?</c>
<00:56.163><c>And what,</c> <00:58.122><c>oh what</c> <00:59.873><c>could I do that day</c>
<01:03.530><c>when I was visited</c> <01:08.310><c>by a ghost beard.</c>

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<01:11.576><c>That ghost beard crawled on me.</c>
<01:17.061><c>Scritchity, scratchity</c> <01:20.953><c>at my feet.</c>
<01:23.670><c>Demanding I wake up</c> <01:28.242><c>and</c>
<01:29.731><c>see it with my waking eyes.</c>

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<01:34.877><c>I did not know</c> <01:37.985><c>what it desired!</c>
<01:40.389><c>I did not know</c> <01:42.896><c>how it could fly!</c>
<01:45.718><c>And yet it hung there in the sky.</c>
<01:51.229><c>Making me look at it.</c>
<01:56.872><c>Look at it</c> <01:59.562><c>until I cried.</c>

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<02:02.436><c>What do I do</c> <02:06.642><c>when I'm visited</c> <02:09.907><c>by a ghost?</c>
<02:12.180><c>What do I do</c> <02:15.340><c>when I'm visited</c> <02:19.180><c>by a beard?</c>
<02:21.113><c>What do I do</c> <02:24.379><c>when I'm visited by a ghost beard?</c>
<02:30.021><c>What do I do?</c> <02:32.555><c>Who can I call?</c>

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<02:36.656><c>Now you know</c> <02:41.045><c>I do not shave my face.</c>
<02:44.859><c>I don't</c> <02:46.661><c>shave my arms or my legs.</c>
<02:51.180><c>In fact</c> <02:52.904><c>that razor</c> <02:54.707><c>would be a big disgrace.</c>
<02:57.868><c>So it touches</c> <03:00.193><c>me nowhere.</c>

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<03:03.014><c>Now when I dream</c> <03:06.122><c>of that lovely, ghostly beard</c>
<03:09.127><c>it sings to me</c> <03:12.627><c>happy beardy songs!</c>
<03:15.605><c>It praises me</c> <03:18.687><c>for my hairy body.</c>
<03:21.561><c>It sings to me</c> <03:24.643><c>until my dream is done.</c> <03:27.987><c><c></c></c> <03:29.000><c><c></c></c>