Apologies  for   this  train  wreck   of  a  post.  It's   just  a
quarter-baked thought  and my mind  keeps wandering. Due  to other
obligations I keep dropping this post and picking it back up, so I
just pared it down to one ~/orientation comment.

"Do  not attempt  to serve  Javascript over  gopher". Hrm,  an odd
request.  Fine.  What  the  gopher  universe  really  needs  is  a
gopher server running Javascript.  Consider it Node.js for gopher.
Goph.js.

Does this qualify as a crime against humanity [1]? How do we treat
thoughtcrimes against humanity? Luckily  implementation would be a
lot of work for what is essentially a joke. I may be nefarious but
I'm  also incredibly  lazy, so  that should  balance out  somewhat
neutral.

If I'm going  to be expunged it's  best for it to  be prompt while
there's nothing to lose.

But seriously, Javascript is terrible.