I've been lazy for the past week procrastinating on writing about the joys of retro/limited computing, modems, phones and VOIP. Well, do I have news for you: I'm *still* not going to write about that today. Instead, I'm going to write a much shorter entry regarding Tomasino's recent phlog on gophermaps [1]. For the most part, I agree with his stance regarding this. Gophermaps are great for links to related content and in my opinion makes for a pleasant experience. Where I feel we diverge is with regards to client choice. In my situation, using an "outdated" client is strictly a choice, however, I can't assume that everyone else has the same luxury. There may be users running on older equipment and operating systems that don't have the latest software available. Finally, simply suggesting using client X reminded me of the days where websites were "designed for Internet Explorer Y" and "designed for H x V resolution". I certainly hope Tomasino doesn't take this personally, as I understand that he's trying to do (and succeeding) what many of us are: produce interesting content in an enjoyable format. So instead of ranting, I've brought a solution. It's not production ready, more of a proof of concept -- something I bashed together to see if it would work. Because of this, I will not include a handy link but will instead just post the URL in text. Nillify will take a gophermap URL and try to convert it to text. gopher://sdf.org/1/users/dokuja/nillify It's pretty dumb, quick, and dirty, but it may be useful. Maybe I'll play around with it more when I get a chance (ha!). On another note, tfurrows [2] wants to prepare for the general exam. Hey! Me too! If you're interested, maybe we can shoot study questions or talk theory sometime. Anything that'll make learning fun should make it easier to recall. Also, welcome and welcome back mnw [3] and snowdusk [4]! Huh, maybe that wasn't so short after all...