Tornadoes (zaibatsu), 05/23/2019
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I'm new to this whole tornado thing. In the last two days 
we've been in the basement a few times. Last night was 
pretty bad; a "catastrophic" tornado hit a city just south 
of ours, and it was tracking north. Thankfully, it had to 
cross over the Missouri river, which I hear is large enough 
to rob tornados of their power (they don't like going over 
water).

Things here in town were just fine, apart from the midnight 
sirens and a little lost sleep. Hardly anything to complain 
about, but I'm new here.