----------------------------------------------------------- Beauty, tfurrows (circumlunar.space), 5/7/2018 ----------------------------------------------------------- I was chatting with a retired fellow yesterday. He used to work for the US Postal Service, specifically in process optimization. By his own account, every waste in a process was painful to him. In his retirement, he and his wife found a side-job of auditing medical records, which pays exceptionally well if he can optimize his use of the required software. "Even one extra mouse click drives me crazy," he mentioned, noting that his goal when they had an audit was to figure out the absolute fastest way to get it done to maximize his profit. I asked him if he made use of all the keyboard shortcuts that the software packages had to offer, and his eyes glazed over a bit. To be fair, he had told me previously that he was "more of a wrench turner than a computer guy." Whenever I hear about mouse clicks, the first word that comes to mind is "inefficient." For me, having to take my hands off the keyboard counts as a gross inefficiency for many tasks. Which leads me to the subject of this little meandering virtual walk (sorry Thoreau[1], the "wild" and the "west" aren't what they used to be, so would-be walkers have to do what they can,) and that is: shortcuts are beautiful. Perhaps I'll limit my perception of beauty only to shortcuts in software interfaces. If I can keep my hands on the home row, login, start three terminal windows that are automagically arranged (thanks spectrwm), change to two other desktops and start all of the software I need to work with only a few keypresses and zero mouse clicks; that's a beautiful thing. If I can move around during my work without having to strain with a mouse, that's wonderful as well; of course, certain tasks are outrageously more efficient with a mouse or a digitizer, and that's beautiful too. In the real world, I'm not sure if shortcuts are beautiful, but I'd like to explore the thought. The thing that comes to mind immediately are the shortcuts that people take on established trails. There you are, walking in the woods properly as Thoreau intended, when you see a shortcut carved through the landscape by someone who was on the trail but apparently didn't really want to be there. They wanted to get from the beginning of the trail to the end of the trail as quickly as they could, and they didn't care if they had to desecrate nature, destroy wildflowers, and increase erosion risk in the process. Those shortcuts, to me, are ugly. The shortest route (could that be considered a shortcut?) isn't always the most beautiful. We're living in Columbia MO right now, looking at buying a house in Fulton MO. There are two main routes to travel between the locations, and both take about the same amount of time. But, the freeway route takes about two minutes less, so it's kind of a shortcut. It's straight and flat and fast and crowded. The other route, through the rolling hills on the roads WW, J, and F (the names roads are odd here, but they have a nice backstory) is much more beautiful. It's settled in my mind: software shortcuts are beautiful. With other shortcuts, you get what you get and it's not always pretty. Now, in all of this shortcutting and working in one attitude for long periods, there is a risk that is not so comely at all. Oddly, Thoreau touched on it a bit, I think, he said: "I, who cannot stay in my chamber for a single day without acquiring some rust, and when sometimes I have stolen forth for a walk at the eleventh hour, or four o'clock in the afternoon, too late to redeem the day, when the shades of night were already beginning to be mingled with the daylight, have felt as if I had committed some sin to be atoned for,—I confess that I am astonished at the power of endurance, to say nothing of the moral insensibility, of my neighbors who confine themselves to shops and offices the whole day for weeks and months, aye, and years almost together. I know not what manner of stuff they are of—sitting there now at three o'clock in the afternoon, as if it were three o'clock in the morning." The modern "desk job" is far more onerous than anything that existed in Thoreau's age, and the health risks are far better understood. (The capitalists are also far more accountable, but that's another phlog post.) Hunched backs and carpal tunnel aren't beautiful. Missing out on the world is not beautiful. Shortcuts are therefore doubly beautiful in that they preserve more time, perhaps, that could be used for walking across this wide world as we ought. [1] gopher://gopherpedia.com:70/0/Walking (Thoreau)