OFFLine FIRst SOftware CHallenge
                                 (OFFLFIRSOCH)
       
       OFFLPHIRSOCH is an annual, month-long, non-competitive exercise
       challenging denizens of the smolnet to write and share a piece of
       software which worksas well offline as it does online, as pushback
       against the trend of assuming that computers have internet
       connectivity 24/7 and the demeaning of powerful personal computers
       by treating them as dumb clients which ask corporate oracles for
       help with even the most trivial of problems.
       
 (DIR) OFFLFIRSOCH 2024