2022 update. - bitreich-www - the bitreich www website generator
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(DIR) commit 03877962de62a723d2058c8519912a20686d696a
(DIR) parent 3b69e5ff60621bd4db50c6f242cb2d96c7007d0c
(HTM) Author: Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net>
Date: Sun, 31 Jul 2022 14:32:07 +0200
2022 update.
Diffstat:
M 0-index.html.head | 13 +++++++++++--
M 4-index.html.js.head | 2 +-
D 6-clippy.min.js | 1 -
D 6-clippy.xxx.js | 20 --------------------
M 7-index.html.js.tail | 2 +-
M 8-support.html | 2 +-
6 files changed, 14 insertions(+), 26 deletions(-)
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(DIR) diff --git a/0-index.html.head b/0-index.html.head
@@ -32,8 +32,12 @@ gopher offers and of course access to gopher for free, using SSH.
NEW NEW</blink></marquee></p>
<!--
+X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
+
The Web Sucks – And Everyone Knows It For Years.
+ gopher://bitreich.org/I/memecache/www-killer.png
+
* How many Megabyte of RAM does it take to display this page?
* How many lines of buggy code does this information get through to be seen by
your eyes?
@@ -50,13 +54,18 @@ If you are ready to discover the truth, join the
Here is a video of the club at work:
- gopher://bitreich.org/9/memecache/berners-lee-kicking-club.mp4
+ gopher://bitreich.org/9/memecache/berners-lee-kicking-club.webm
We welcome all people with an interest in vocal fight.
Come on IRC for membership application:
- ircs://chat.freenode.org:6697/#bitreich-en
+ ircs://irc.bitreich.org:6697/#bitreich-en
+
+Members get premium access to the XML Strip Club. See the best XML
+entitties in your area!
+
+ gopher://bitreich.org/1/xml-strip-club
Have fun!
(DIR) diff --git a/4-index.html.js.head b/4-index.html.js.head
@@ -1,2 +1,2 @@
-<script><![CDATA[
+<script>
(DIR) diff --git a/6-clippy.min.js b/6-clippy.min.js
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
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(DIR) diff --git a/6-clippy.xxx.js b/6-clippy.xxx.js
@@ -1,20 +0,0 @@
-
-clippy.load('Clippy', function(agent) {
- agent.moveTo(200, 300);
- agent.show();
- agent.play("Greeting");
- agent.speak("Hello.");
- agent.play("GetAttention");
- agent.speak("May I help you with your protocol decision?");
- agent.play("Searching");
- agent.moveTo(300, 300);
- agent.speak("Why don't you use the future?");
- agent.play("GetTechy");
- agent.moveTo(200, 300);
- agent.speak("Use Gopher!");
- agent.play("GetWizardy");
- agent.moveTo(300, 500);
- agent.speak("Do you like cake?");
- agent.Play("Show");
-});
-
(DIR) diff --git a/7-index.html.js.tail b/7-index.html.js.tail
@@ -1,2 +1,2 @@
-]]></script>
+</script>
(DIR) diff --git a/8-support.html b/8-support.html
@@ -87,7 +87,7 @@
}
</style>
-<a id="support-a" href="ircs://chat.freenode.net:6697/#bitreich-en">
+<a id="support-a" href="ircs://irc.bitreich.org:6697/#bitreich-en">
<div id="support">
<p id="speech-bubble" class="right"><blink>❤ I love you! ❤</blink></p>
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