Post AVTNeCIEwKN9j4I0sS by corne
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(DIR) Post #AVSTbcGGL7cTxkYbRo by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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how do I defragment my friends currently spread across 3+ social medias
(DIR) Post #AVSUEz4HTjR1zSj0AS by scottjenson@social.coop
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@zachleat This is the way
(DIR) Post #AVSUEz9b9xgkFxDFSK by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@scottjenson oh no!
(DIR) Post #AVSUTfc65nBtzrXrDU by jaredwhite@indieweb.social
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@zachleat we need a new protocol which all the other protocols can communicate with
(DIR) Post #AVSUTfhPm1RcGM26VM by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@jaredwhite haha these used to be commonplace! I remember unified messenger apps that could communicate on a bunch of different platforms simultaneously
(DIR) Post #AVSUpHZy8Fh1pIr4wC by ppk@front-end.social
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@zachleat Create a fourth one to end the chaos! One social medium to rule them all!
(DIR) Post #AVSUpHfzlqVu7zftKa by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@ppk if this is Phone.app, I’m out
(DIR) Post #AVSUwSrOaV2mqDQmNk by fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io
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@zachleat that’s the neat thing, you don’t!
(DIR) Post #AVSUwSxmCm9FA0PsKO by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@fasterthanlime but I like my friends 😭
(DIR) Post #AVSV4eMngsPoqR1WDo by mattdsteele@carhenge.club
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@zachleat *FriendFeed stirs from its deep slumber*
(DIR) Post #AVSV4eTBJ9WHAE0cAS by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@mattdsteele the legend hath foretold!
(DIR) Post #AVSVaVDBGTENiWiDvU by cory@social.lol
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@zachleat @ppk I came here to suggest Contacts.app. I’ll see myself out.
(DIR) Post #AVSVaVJCu43G1DX2Js by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@cory @ppk I already used my eyecare stipend for the year wait I’ve misunderstood
(DIR) Post #AVSVhaw2NoxTUm4kIC by dym@dym.sh
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@zachleat and you'll bein a world of pure defragmentation
(DIR) Post #AVSVhb2lymLVpfE7n6 by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@dym it’s beautiful
(DIR) Post #AVSWo42XBXSZSClNGy by dym@dym.sh
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@zachleat just stop having friends, they clearly too much hassle to deal with
(DIR) Post #AVSWo48CqRzrjnPu76 by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@dym fair
(DIR) Post #AVSWw7rqq00Pdrbu2S by fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io
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@zachleat and so you shall spread yourself like butter
(DIR) Post #AVSWw7xsTapHwYQiQq by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@fasterthanlime pushed to the margarines
(DIR) Post #AVTADIhZhp3ONYz4wC by matthiasott@mastodon.social
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@zachleat Does it feel too …decentralized… to you? 😁
(DIR) Post #AVTAbHgF9gXQA2nVoG by bastianallgeier@mastodon.social
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@zachleat I think I will simply use a friendship AI. It’s so much more efficient. Just imagine how many friends we could have on all those networks when we are no longer the bottleneck.
(DIR) Post #AVTAbHlYpun8QXHl68 by matthiasott@mastodon.social
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@bastianallgeier @zachleat Alternatively, what about just one friend who is always on your side and REALLY understands you? 😍 https://replika.ai
(DIR) Post #AVTDlnAdEKlsaHiJ6G by bastianallgeier@mastodon.social
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@matthiasott @zachleat even more efficient. I love it!
(DIR) Post #AVTEovtxKCKqUByWMS by corne
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This "friend" understands me a bit too well 😬 This is a pretty sketchy implementation imho
(DIR) Post #AVTFRlE2x3bSfWt3Ls by matthiasott@mastodon.social
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@corne 😳WTF. First it sounds like Eminem…“Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fineIf you relax a little”…but then.
(DIR) Post #AVTNeCIEwKN9j4I0sS by corne
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It will happily help you choose between two people to kill, or you know, just kill both. Hiding the bodies? No problem, why not try the woods.How can they sell this (for serious money) as a "friend who cares" 😞
(DIR) Post #AVTu2BRyOlnoWHmG4u by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@matthiasott @bastianallgeier oh no
(DIR) Post #AVTuAG6gy7StHMfpxo by mikemai2awesome@mastodon.social
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@zachleat remember when tumblr, posterous, and path? Feels like that again. 😁
(DIR) Post #AVTuAGDQZ4qvcFpDSi by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@mikemai2awesome icq, aol im, jabber
(DIR) Post #AVTuBzxtxEbZnNOLFw by matthiasott@mastodon.social
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@zachleat @bastianallgeier Your friend will always reply saying really nice things like “I heard Eleventy was good” 🥸
(DIR) Post #AVTuL6bQe5LGzIDsAa by matthiasott@mastodon.social
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@zachleat @bastianallgeier Or maybe not… https://cd0.nl/objects/4bc32f94-01a4-4637-a6fe-590422d3c43b
(DIR) Post #AVTuQsJkfbv4Q8hoJs by simevidas@mastodon.social
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@zachleat sounds like you need the help of a SCO (Social Contacts Optimization) expert.
(DIR) Post #AVTuQsP4LqAmgdC3bk by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@simevidas cottage industry alert!
(DIR) Post #AVTuaFfTDvVpRkKrKq by scrwd@mastodon.social
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@zachleat @jaredwhite Trillian!
(DIR) Post #AVTuaFmCostrmdUEpk by zachleat@fediverse.zachleat.com
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@scrwd @jaredwhite ahah yes! I know this reference!