Short story section.  The ones that got away.
       
       HUMOR (Biting humor!)
       0Start Your Mowers StartYourMowers.txt
          Getting excited about starting that dirty grimy old lawnmower.
 (TXT) Socks
          The mystery of where the other sock went is finally solved.
 (TXT) Maze
          The Startship explores an alien computer virus.
 (TXT) Tooth Brush Survival
          Tips on surviving the nuclear winter with your toothbrush.
 (TXT) Mole Exterminator
          How an old farmer gets rid of moles.
 (TXT) Why the Mastodons Went Extinct
          Frozen with grass in their mouth there's another reason.
 (TXT) Juice-o-matic
          The importance of making the right purchase.
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       FICTION (I made it up)
 (TXT) Burn Out on the Bubble Wrap Line
          Spend a day on the bubble wrap line to burn out.
 (TXT) To Spell Check or Not to Spell Check
          Should Lewis and Clark have checked their spelling?
 (TXT) Barney's Market
          A trip to the store in the 21st century.
 (TXT) Lesson of Time 
          Will future generations learn from our cataclysm?
 (TXT) Another End of the World
          If aliens knew our weaknesses.
 (TXT) Easy Money at the Antique Show
          Droll, but I'd like to see somebody write a good story about those 
       travesties that put a price tag on heritage. 
 (TXT) Senso Design
          Chapter 1.  Draft.
 (TXT) Rotation
          Rotating the over-population to Earth.
 (TXT) Patient Zero
          A little pulp fiction to save the planet Earth.
       
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       Non Fiction  (It's true, it's true)
 (TXT) Door to Door
           My experience selling door to door.
 (TXT) Closeout at Penny's
           When J.C. Penny's closed out the Atari
 (TXT) Battery Charge
           Jump starting a little old ladies car battery.
 (TXT) Second Hand Store
           A glimpse of changed commerce.
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