Short story section. The ones that got away. HUMOR (Biting humor!) 0Start Your Mowers StartYourMowers.txt Getting excited about starting that dirty grimy old lawnmower. (TXT) Socks The mystery of where the other sock went is finally solved. (TXT) Maze The Startship explores an alien computer virus. (TXT) Tooth Brush Survival Tips on surviving the nuclear winter with your toothbrush. (TXT) Mole Exterminator How an old farmer gets rid of moles. (TXT) Why the Mastodons Went Extinct Frozen with grass in their mouth there's another reason. (TXT) Juice-o-matic The importance of making the right purchase. ----------------------- FICTION (I made it up) (TXT) Burn Out on the Bubble Wrap Line Spend a day on the bubble wrap line to burn out. (TXT) To Spell Check or Not to Spell Check Should Lewis and Clark have checked their spelling? (TXT) Barney's Market A trip to the store in the 21st century. (TXT) Lesson of Time Will future generations learn from our cataclysm? (TXT) Another End of the World If aliens knew our weaknesses. (TXT) Easy Money at the Antique Show Droll, but I'd like to see somebody write a good story about tho travesties that put a price tag on heritage. (TXT) Senso Design Chapter 1. Draft. (TXT) Rotation Rotating the over-population to Earth. (TXT) Patient Zero A little pulp fiction to save the planet Earth. ----------------------- Non Fiction (It's true, it's true) (TXT) Door to Door My experience selling door to door. (TXT) Closeout at Penny's When J.C. Penny's closed out the Atari (TXT) Battery Charge Jump starting a little old ladies car battery. (TXT) Second Hand Store A glimpse of changed commerce. --------------------